"The book June Cleaver would have written if she spent more time drinking and less time vacuuming. As a girl, Una LaMarche was as smart as she was awkward. She was blessed with a precocious intellect, a love of all things pop culture, and eyebrows bushier than Frida Kahlo's. Adversity made her stronger...and funnier. In UNABROW, Una shares the cringe-inducing lessons she's learned from a life as a late bloomer, including the seven deadly sins of DIY bangs, how not to make your own jorts, and how to handle pregnancy, plucking, and the rites of passage during which your own body is your worst frenemy"-- "Una LaMarche has written a hilarious take on coming of age by doling out all the advice she wishes her own mother had given her about everything, from how to take care of her unibrow to how to avoid the most common faux pas in the Facebook age"--

Acknowledgments -- Introduction -- Author's Note -- Unabrow -- What's Happening!!...to My Body? -- A Scar Is Born -- Death Becomes Me -- Sissy Fuss -- Late Bloomer -- Rules for Sitcom Living -- Achilles' Wheel : How I Learned to Drive -- Shopping for Godot -- Designer Impostor -- Free to Be Poo and Pee : A Guide to Public Restroom Usage for Classy Ladies -- Gullible's Travels -- Drinks on Me; No, Literally, on Me : Potential Pitfalls in the World of Potables -- Gratuitous Foodity -- Blank Canvass ; Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Talk to Strangers (for a Total of Four Hours) -- I'm Not a Girl...Not Yet a Golden Girl -- You Betta Work : What RuPaul Failed to Teach Me About Career Choices -- I Love You Just the Way You Aren't -- How to Be a Perfect Parent in Five Easy Steps, or Never -- Book Club Cheat Sheet.