"Being immortal isn't all it's cracked up to be. Life's hard for a Greek god in the 21st century: nobeody believes in you any more, even your own family doesn't respect you, and you're stuck in a dilapidated hovel in north London with too many siblings nad not enough hot water. But for Artemis (goddess of hunting, professional dog walker), Aphrodite (goddess of beauty, telephone sex operator) and Apollo (god of the sun, TV psychic) there's no way out--until a meek cleaning lady and her would-be boyfriend come into their lives, and turn the world literally upside down."--Book jacket.