A memoir of the author's cursed travels through the woods of Massachusetts and coastal Maine, describing his midlife transformation from an idealistic youth to an eccentric family man.
Content Note
The beginning -- The bookkeeper for the Church of Satan -- Part one. Dump jail -- Mongering -- 309.28 -- Rocks on top of other rocks -- Pills are science -- Daddy pitchfork -- Nerve food -- The middle -- The middle -- Graveyard fun -- Part two -- Maine humor -- A kingdom property -- The IT guy for Duck Dynasty -- So thin is the skin of my people -- You are normal people -- Vacationland -- A little beyond the limits of safe travel -- The end -- Yippee.