I feel bad about my neck -- I hate my purse -- Serial monogamy: a memoir -- On maintenance -- Blind as a bat -- Parenting in three stages -- Moving on -- Me and JFK: now it can be told -- Me and Bill: the end of love -- Where I live -- The story of my life in 3,500 words or less -- The lost strudel or Le strudel perdu -- On rapture -- What I wish I'd known -- Considering the alternative.